REAL FRIENDS

I graduated a semester early, man.

We’re breaking up. Sorry.

Dan quit the band. Sorry. He’s dead.

I’ve been saying that since the day I met him. His girlfriend of seven years says otherwise. Either way, we all love him. Also, he owns a pair of bedazzled jeans.

I’ll be there in a week to visit my girlfriend. Buy me fish tacos.

Absolutely not. I am a human being.

Joe Taylor from Knuckle Puck

Shut up. :)

Eric doesn’t speak English.

Do you think they can assist me with my boner needs? Eh? Eh? -______-

WHAT

VH1 Behind The Music

Comic Sans

You would pay to watch us shit? I’m down.

Kyle Christ

We’re changing our name to Dan Lambton featuring Real Friends. The people have spoken, and that’s what they want.

Dave did. Many moons ago.

We just broke up right now. Okay?

We played two shows in one day in Wales exactly one week ago. Oops.

No

My life is over

Because we have no idea where califorina is

I was actually just about to ask if your caps lock was broken

I have been saying this since we started the band more dan pls

Thank you it has been hard but grammer is getting there

Maybe

If you had spellchek you would know its braking

Still am, almost 7 years duuuude

If the band really was just Dan, it would just be him smoking pot and playing video games on stage.

No. We’re breaking up.

Kyle writes the lyrics for all of our songs.