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August 2012

St Louis!

We are playing two sweet shows this weekend! One in Robinson, IL and one in St Louis, MO! They are both with our best buds in Sidelined! Everyone needs to come out and headbang with visors on.

Robinson, IL SHOW INFO-http://www.facebook.com/events/455511391139971/

STL SHOW INFO-http://www.facebook.com/events/252862338156492/

Aug 30, 20124 notes
#real friends #sidelined #st louie #john good man is dead
St Louis!

We are playing two sweet shows this weekend! One in Robinson, IL and one in St Louis, MO! They are both with our best buds in Sidelined! Everyone needs to come out and headbang with visors on.

Robinson, IL SHOW INFO-http://www.facebook.com/events/455511391139971/

STL SHOW INFO-http://www.facebook.com/events/252862338156492/

Aug 30, 20121 note
I accidentally agreed to go out with a guy. I don't have feelings for him. What do I do?

Explain to your dad, “I like you, but I don’t like like you.”

Aug 30, 20125 notes
how do you write songs?

ehow articles.

Aug 30, 20127 notes
Jersey Shore got cancelled. Real Friends takeover MTV??

whaaaaaaaaaaaat. Well we’re doing a bunch of club appearances with them soon so it makes sense that they can’t do the show anymore.

Aug 30, 20125 notes
I'm in love with my boss. He doesn't love me back. it's a problem.

Start a new company and buy his company out. It’s the ultimate sign of affection.

Aug 30, 20122 notes
Love me some reel frans.

Love you.

Sincerely,
Actual Pals 

Aug 30, 20123 notes
If you were cereal would you eat yourself?

Would actual cereal be called people? Because I wouldn’t eat cereal then, I’d just eat people.

Aug 30, 20122 notes
Help I hate my life.

Take your life out to chipotle and make up with it.

Aug 30, 20121 note
If bands had stocks, I'd buy a million shares of Real Friends

d'awwwwwwwwww

glad you think we’re worth the investment. 

Aug 30, 20123 notes
MORE REAL FRIENDS RELATIONSHIP ADVICE.

The doctor is now in.

Aug 30, 20123 notes
Play
Aug 30, 201226 notes
MORE T SHIRTS WITH THE HOUSES ON THEM. Please

I heard about those shirts, someone said that th

Aug 30, 2012
Pizza my heart?

Black My Heart.

http://youtu.be/4guKpoz-rhQ

Aug 30, 2012
Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Mayonnaise is nothing. It shouldn’t exist.

Aug 30, 20124 notes
Wanna feel super uncomfortable?

Watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw

Aug 29, 201217 notes
do you guys like conan? you should play on his show! they would be privileged to have you

Are you Conan?

Aug 29, 20121 note
You guys some make some merch with Nicolas Cage on it.

I laughed. Thanks for that.

Aug 29, 20126 notes
woul you guys please play in New Jersey? im dying to see you

I love that show about da Joyzee shore

Aug 29, 20122 notes
You guys are going to be at penny road pub in october right?

That is correct. October 26th. Be there, or be leftover meatloaf.

Aug 29, 20123 notes
I triple tog dare you to play a show naked.

All you had to do was ask nicely.

Aug 29, 20123 notes
Do your best Jagger?

You got it. I made a video just for the occasion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRBLmogRL4c

Aug 29, 2012
You guys need to come to either Rochester or Buffalo w/ ICF

You accidentally put F instead of P. ICP.

Aug 29, 20124 notes
Your music makes me want to dance promiscuously.

The bernie isn’t a very promiscuous dance. Unless your version dictates otherwise..

Aug 29, 20122 notes
boy are you from Jamaica, because Jamaican me crazy

are you from Canada? Cause you’re Canadian.

Aug 29, 201210 notes
I will pay any amount of money/pizza for you guys to play in redding, ca. please.

Early 2013, girl. 

Aug 29, 2012
Yeah but we're not on water. We're on chicago land.

I’m currently underwater on break at my job at some burger place.

Aug 29, 2012
PATRICK YOU'RE A STARFISH NOT A PERSON!

Starfish=water person.

Aug 28, 20121 note
NO THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAA

Sparta is a place. I am a person answering questions.

Aug 28, 20122 notes
nothing feels right...

That’s a good line. Probably going to use that in a song or something..

Aug 28, 20125 notes
Who's the witty one answering all these anons?

PATRICK.

Aug 28, 20121 note
Aug 28, 201261 notes
#real friends #floorboards shirt
I have pie. Hey other anon I HAVE EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED!

Quit being a bully and share that pie.

Aug 28, 2012
You ignored some of my favorite asks. Do you just have no witty remarks or have you guessed who I am and decided to hate me?

Not every ask was meant to see the light of day. Mostly because I’m not as funny as you think.

Aug 28, 2012
You guys should do a split with Skrillex, Nickelback and Creed.

Coming soon.

Aug 28, 20129 notes
You guys are so awkward and cute. I like it.

Socially inadequate, yes. Us being cute is up for severe debate.

Aug 28, 20126 notes

isawbehemothanditwasokay:

I’m depressed because I haven’t gotten my Real Friends shirt in the mail yet. 

does anyone know how long their shipping takes?

Email me at dan.lambton@gmail.com. Let’s get this figured out.

Aug 28, 20124 notes
I want pie.

We all want things in life.

Aug 28, 20123 notes
Aug 28, 201213 notes
tour dates with I Call Fives and With The Punches

stoked to announce that we will be doing some dates with I Call Fives and With The Punches in October!!!

Wednesday October 24th @ Kobo Live in Columbus, OH
Thursday October 25th @ Mac’s Bar in Lansing, MI
Friday October 26th @ Penny Road Pub in Barrington, IL
Saturday October 27th @ The Ground Floor in Grand Rapids, MN

Aug 28, 201215 notes
#real friends #i call fives #with the punches
How is it impossible I think Eric is cute. Hate on it.

Nobody’s hating here.

Aug 28, 2012
I sense that you were once an octopus.

Well all of my senses tell me you’re wrong. Llama was the correct answer.

Aug 28, 20122 notes
Spongebob?

See previous question about this being Patrick.

Aug 28, 2012
can I talk to Squidward, please?

Leave a message.

Aug 28, 2012
hi is this patrick?

someone finally got it right.

Aug 28, 20123 notes
Is this daaaaaaaaaveeetyeuririr

no this is patrick

Aug 28, 20123 notes
please come play a show at the flint localllllllllllllllllllll, it'll be sick as fuck, i promise

Tell The Swellers we want to play there with them.

Aug 28, 20122 notes
ERICCCC IZZZZ CAAAYYYUUUUTE.

This is literally the most impossible statement ever.

Aug 28, 20121 note
Play
Aug 27, 201265 notes
#real friends #floorboards live #floorboards #pop punk #ripjohngoodman
Would you guys consider covering a song by The Promise Ring? I think that'd be rad.

I think we’re going to cover a few Evanescence songs, they’re kind of like The Promise Ring.

Aug 27, 20123 notes
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