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September 2012

How old are you guys?

It is rude to ask ladies their age.

Sep 28, 201211 notes
DO YOU GUISE PLAY ROONSCAPEZ

in lk 6th grade bra

Sep 28, 20125 notes
TOUR WITH MIXTAPES.

EW.

Sep 28, 20125 notes
Please don't make fun of me for wearing my Real Friends shirt at the Handguns show tonight.

YOUR SHIRT IS STUPID

Sep 28, 201210 notes
What's your dad's name?

Richard or Dick. Whichever sounds weirder to you.

Sep 26, 20121 note
Are you guys coming to Los Angeles or San Diego soon? Pleeeease!

hopefully next year.

Sep 26, 20123 notes
I used to just like your bands. Then I discovered you use proper grammar and punctuation. No I love your band. Also every other cd I own got too scratched to play. That might be part of it too. But mainly the punctuation.

whats grammer

Sep 26, 20122 notes
will you sue me if i put your lyrics in an essay i'm writing? :'(

It’s called plagiarism and you’ll get expelled.

Sep 26, 20124 notes
What old songs are you guys playing?

“Photograph” and “How You Remind Me”

Sep 26, 201218 notes
Why do people face their back to the crowd when they're playing live? I find it annoying when they do it too much.

Sometimes you feel awkward and self conscious, and I keep my mouth open all the time like Kristen Stewart. So I don’t want people judging me :(

Sep 25, 20127 notes
How would you guys describe your genre of music? Goth/death metal?

new nu-metal

Sep 24, 20126 notes
Sep 24, 20122,934 notes
Do I have to buy tickets online for the Penny Road Pub show or could I pick some up there?

either way works, link for tickets below if you want to buy them ahead of time.

http://theticketrumba.com/tickets/1261

Sep 24, 2012
has anyone ever told Kyle that he looks a bit like Dan Campbell from The Wonder Years.

I don’t know who either of those people look like.

Sep 24, 20125 notes
Was it hard to reach the level of ultimate douchebagery that you guys have reached?

No, it was relatively easy with asks like this.

Sep 24, 201210 notes
You guys are sweethearts and rather cute :)

You must not have met us in reality yet. We’re awkward and ugly.

Sep 24, 20124 notes
you guys are like the dumbest band ever but also the best band ever u feel me

I don’t know yet

Sep 24, 20124 notes
If I had a pizza party, would you come?

Would there be pizza?

Sep 24, 201212 notes
i've never been home.

I told you I put the spare key in the mailbox. You could’ve been home all along.

Sep 24, 20129 notes
Pumpkin coffee hurts my tummy but the taste is worth the pain

Hopefully the taste will still be worth it when it comes time for the coffee to leave your body.

Sep 23, 20121 note
I just farted will Eric be my date to homecoming or no?

That fart just voided the date.

Sep 23, 20123 notes
favorite metal band?

Don’t really have a specific favorite, but lately it’s been The Black Dahlia Murder

Sep 23, 20124 notes
I've never tried pumpkin coffee, but I don't like coffee.

…so then I’m not surprised you haven’t tried pumpkin coffee.

Sep 23, 20125 notes
is there ticket info for the October 26 show? I'm just too excited for this show.

Search I call fives at theticketrumba.com, it should come up there

Sep 23, 2012
You guys should come to New York! Any plans for that any time soon?

November.

Sep 23, 20123 notes
Will I see you guys at the into it over it show? I know a couple of you saw them at warped. Wanna get pizza and go tric or treating?

I don’t think anyone else is going but me. I’ll be the guy with the obnoxious inflatable sumo costume.

Sep 23, 20122 notes
Do you guys share the same khaki cutoffs with each other?

We share everything. Especially gum.

Sep 23, 20125 notes
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Sep 22, 201229 notes
#real friends #kyle fasel #spoken word #fear
do any of you guys bike around the city?

Yeah, we usually meet up on sundays and take our harley’s out for a ride.

Sep 22, 20124 notes
Hey... Where the fuck did you guys come from? I just got used to this music scene and then BOOM you guys come in sounding like sex! You guys are fucking awesome!

There is a lot of coarse language in this ask. It’s really edgy and hip. I can’t handle it.

Sep 22, 201212 notes
i just illegally downloaded most of your songs. i'm sorry

It’s cool. At least you didn’t have to ask us where to find them illegally.

Sep 22, 20126 notes
Why are you jealous of the trees next to your neighbors garage? Is it cuz they got the new Iphone and you didn't?

That’s exactly it actually.

Sep 22, 20127 notes
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Sep 22, 2012167 notes
#real friends #skeletons
my girlfriend and i just made out in the pouring rain while listening to your acoustic EP.

did you share headphones too or was she listening to something else?

Sep 22, 20125 notes
oh, well I'm a Verizon person myself

oh,

Sep 22, 2012
Are you guys virgins?

No, but some of us are at&t’s, sprints, and I think one of the guys is a boost, I won’t name names.

Sep 22, 201225 notes
Where are the two places you get most requested to return to?

We don’t get requests to return anywhere… people see how bad we suck live and that’s it for them.

Sep 22, 20125 notes
why do we have to wait til OCTOBER ITS SO FAR AWAY PLS I DONT HAVE A LIFE OCTOBER IS LIKE A LIFETIME AWAY OMG IM DIEING HERE PLS I WANT MY HOODIE i luv u doe

Who is doe? There is no one in this music group named doe.

Sep 22, 20125 notes
Would you guys ever date a fan? I've had a crush on one of you for a while now, =^.^=

OKAY SERIOUSLY PEOPLE, this is obviously a mean prank. We already know we’re ugly and that no one wants to date any of us. 

Sep 22, 20128 notes
Do you guys ever recognize kids at shows from tumblr?

No, we’re all too visually and socially impaired to notice those things.

Sep 22, 20127 notes
I'm pretty sure I could pull something fancy and get you guys a furreal friends cat if you come to wisconsin, along with the pizza. No pun intended there.

I think I might take you up on that.

Sep 21, 20122 notes
Sep 21, 201219 notes
#real friends #merch #owls #john goodman is dead
Sep 20, 2012101 notes
#real friends #emo
Sep 20, 201223 notes
YO, I ORDERED MAH SHIRT LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO. WHERE IS IT AT?

YO, EMAIL ME AT DAN.LAMBTON@GMAIL.COM. WE SHIP EVERY FRIDAY AND FIRST CLASS MAIL IN THE US TAKES BETWEEN THREE AND FIVE DAYS

Sep 20, 20122 notes
What's the release date of the new jams?

On release day, silly.

Sep 19, 20124 notes
do you like never shout never

I like, never shout it. Ever.

Sep 19, 20128 notes
When are you guys quitting your day jobs?

When we all get hired at our night jobs.

Sep 19, 20124 notes
I can't find your select dates with the icallfive and with the punches tour any texas dates?

No Texas dates for us on that tour. We will however be there in December/January.

Sep 18, 20121 note
I have bad memory, but who are you playing with at penny road on oct 26th? I know my friends band is opening but who also is headlining?

I Call Punches and With The Fives

Sep 18, 20122 notes
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