REAL FRIENDS: Archive

If you could choose any three bands to tour with, who would it be?

Blink 182

Jan 31, 2014294 notes

Jan 30, 20147,046 notes

Not going to the greatest generation tour because pop punk sucks.

You suck.

Jan 30, 2014221 notes

Do you guys know music theory

I can barely play my instrument.

Jan 29, 2014322 notes

Drinking Game: take a shot every time a song says bony knees or sleepy eyes

WOW I’VE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE

Jan 28, 2014545 notes

After you take a shit do you stand up and cut it in half with your pee?

I always pee while sitting down because I’m lazy and don’t have to aim.

Jan 28, 2014106 notes

So um twy tour dates are so confusing omg. Like I heard you won't be playing Chicago. I mean live nation, the tour poster, your Facebook, and google all said you would be and you guys have already answered this on tumblr like 40 times but my unreliable narrator dipshit ass 13 year old friend said that you guys aren't playing Chicago, so I gotta ask are you guys playing Chicago or not????

I like you.

Jan 28, 2014120 notes

How many more questions about the greatest generation tour dates will it take you to delete your tumblr?

This is the last one. Goodbye cruel world

Jan 27, 201488 notes

Sooo I'm really confused on TWY tour you guys are going to be on. A bunch of people told me you guys aren't playing the Palladium show in Mass; is that true? Because the tour poster says you are...

We will be on every date of the tour except for Clifton Park and Lancaster. So yes, we will be playing at the palladium

Jan 27, 201410 notes

Jan 27, 2014271 notes

How sick of the The Greatest Generation tour dates questions are you? It's like every 2 god damn questions. WHY CAN'T THEY GOOGLE? WHY IS IT SUCH A COMMON QUESTION FOR ANY BAND? Sorry my knickers got all bunched up for a sec

I’m so happy that someone sees my pain

Jan 26, 201485 notes

Jan 25, 2014730 notes

What do you do when everything falls apart?

Put yourself back together

Jan 22, 2014993 notes

Jan 21, 2014150 notes

How much do you guys pay attention to album reviews?

I cry myself to sleep every night.

Jan 21, 2014185 notes

"emo/pop punk band"

Emotional pop-punk band. What’s up?

Jan 20, 2014133 notes

Jan 20, 2014242 notes

i want to go to the greatest generation tour but it looks like you guys aren't gonna be there for the jersey date (last day) is that true? :(

We’re playing all but the first two dates of The Greatest Generation tour.

Jan 20, 201413 notes

Jan 19, 201490 notes

Do you guys like Fall Out Boy? You must, since you based your name off one of their song titles. ("Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends")

We love Fall Out Boy, but that’s not where we got our name.

Jan 19, 2014114 notes

so yesterday I was watching porn and I swear the actor (who is well known) was wearing a real friend's shirt btw you guys are the best

Ron Jeremy owns one of our shirts. I’d like to see the shirt in action, so feel free to send a link to the video. I don’t know how to ask for it without sounding creepy.

Jan 19, 2014243 notes

You should twerk on stage at the Chicago show on March 11th

My parents will be in attendance.

Jan 18, 2014148 notes

What's going to happen if Knuckle Puck doesn't raise enough money for a van? They have the tour with Neck Deep coming up.

They’re going to have to steal a van. Sucks.

Jan 18, 201484 notes

Sheetz or Wawa?

4/5th’s of the band prefers Sheetz because they have way more options, but we’re still open to wawa.

Jan 18, 201427 notes

favorite thing to get at Chipolte?

You spell chipotle the way my mom pronounces it.

Jan 18, 2014173 notes

so i found a picture of this shirt from you guys the other day and it's like, it says stick to your guns, and then "it says we may fall but we will carry on". And i was wondering if this is still available or if you know what im talking about ?¿ cx'

As much as I wish we were, we are not Stick To Your Guns.

Jan 18, 2014211 notes

I know you aren't a therapist or anything but you seem to be very intuitive. So in short there was this boy that I really liked but he didn't really like me back and he took advantage of me while I was intoxicated on 2 occasions, but I thought it was cause he liked me. And he hasn't talked to me since then. I sort of have up on trying to get him to like me, and now my best friend is all over him and seemingly rubbing it in my face that he likes her. I just don't know what to do.

You should probably cut both of those people out of your life. Eff that.

Jan 18, 2014108 notes

If you could only listen or play one more song for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Work by Jimmy Eat World.

Jan 18, 201491 notes

Can I date Eric ?

Eric is married. Sorry.

Jan 18, 201436 notes

on a scale of 1-394 how much do you like harry potter

I dressed up as Harry Potter for Halloween in 2001. I almost typed 2011. That would have been cooler.

Jan 18, 201490 notes

best and worst tour foods?

Taco Bell and Taco Bell.

Jan 18, 2014210 notes

Do you or have you ever cared for the band my chemical romance

What’s the worst that I could say?

Jan 18, 2014225 notes

why does my dad keep saying have a punk day every time i leave the house

Your dad is Henry Rollins.

Jan 18, 2014141 notes

opinion on the DPP group on facebook?

The butt hole of the internet.

Jan 18, 201478 notes

If I get one more message asking if we have real friends, we're breaking up.

Jan 18, 2014490 notes

Describe your feelings for breaking bad

*ejaculates in pants* *sobs uncontrollably*

Jan 18, 2014278 notes

how punk are you

Punk as fuck. Yeah.

Jan 18, 2014106 notes

Opinion on Tom delonge

My 11 year old idol. My 24 year old idol.

Jan 18, 2014174 notes

Do you guys watch movies or TV shows whilst on tour? What are your favourites

We watched Bar Rescue quite often. They’re so mean and I love it.

Jan 18, 201424 notes

Im not pop punk or swaggy enough to listen to you guys. How does one become "PuNk?

Punch your mom in the face.

Jan 18, 2014285 notes

You guys aren't coming to lancaster I'm cryin

We’re not playing that show because they closed Roburrito

Jan 18, 201414 notes

Favorite places to eat?

Pick Me Up Cafe, Kuma’s Corner, Portillo’s, Chipotle, El Gallo in Crestwood, Ichiro. That’s a normal week for me.

Jan 18, 201416 notes

favorite type of chips?

Doritos chile lemon dinamita. 8====D
Or sun chips

Jan 18, 201420 notes

I have a crush on a guy that looks like he wants to stab me... should I still try to talk to him ?

Stab him first, and if he comes back, it’s true love.

Jan 18, 2014233 notes

Do things get better after 18?

Things get better as soon as you decide to make them better. You can do it.

Jan 18, 2014671 notes

are you willing to marry a fan???? ?

I’m not into appliances. Sorry :(

Jan 18, 2014436 notes

who is jesse lacey

A beautiful, beautiful angel.

Jan 18, 2014228 notes

What are some unpopular bands you'd recommend to listen to?

Real Friends

Jan 18, 2014368 notes

I would give her my seed but I have a vagina do u see my problem

I see. That is a problem. Chocolate will be just fine.

Jan 18, 201483 notes

fuck you dan be my valentine

This isn’t dan fuck you

Jan 18, 2014120 notes