REAL FRIENDS
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You may already know this, but I just found out that the show at the middle east on May 10th is now 16+ rather than 18+. I hope more of you can come out now.
You should probably see your doctor about getting Viagra then.
Anytime somebody says this I get mad because it should be “Oprah, Barbra Walters, your wife.”
Like what?!
As pathetic as it is, that’s how people were back then. I personally wouldn’t consider it offensive the way that people are taking it because people really were that stupid back then. And some still are.
Can you be more specific?
Right now, Jamie Foxx. He makes me want to lynch all of the unnecessarily racist kids I know.
I don’t like any of them, I quit :(
Probably any time a white person that said nigger got shot. Justice.
I just finished Djano Unchained a little while ago and I’m feeling sassy. If your up, lets chat. Hit up our ask box.
I love McDonald’s, but then I finish eating and I hate myself. #hungryemokid
I think a better question would be who is most willing to stick a pineapple up their ass
we ARE a hardcore band…
Almond joy and 3 Musketeers. unf.
We have been signed for a while. Get on my level homie
Godsmack was my first show. They did a dueling drum solo and it was awesome. Favorite is either seeing As Cities Burn last year or Norma Jean in 06.
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Fuck yeah, we do.
Nope. We can’t play any shows in Chicago until after the Senses Fail tour :(
I do the bernie in attack attack pits.
Email realfriendsband@gmail.com with whatever questions you want answered and I’ll help you out!
Wherever in the world Carmen Sandiego is.
Been on a Motion City Soundtrack kick today. Best band. As for a favorite, I don’t even know. Too many.
Really stoked that kids want us to play and if we could we would love to, but we’ll be on tour while that’s happening.
Half step down!
I actually quit the band so Lenny can sing. Tell your niece she’s welcome.
I need a link to this video.
I wish. It doesn’t look like we’ll be able to until after the Senses Fail tour.
Brian had the best twitter but deleted it. I’m the only one that has one. @danbearpig
Nap time.
I lick toes.
You gotta be subtle. “Is it your vagina or does it smell like tuna in here?”
He’s not even at 480 yet :(
I like the swishers. They’re pretty good.
Their*
Both, very, very much.
Urinate in the other shoe to even things out.
Take me on a date, please.
We haven’t even had them for that long! Be patient. It’ll be there soon.
I have a dog (Lenny) and he’s featured on the cover of our acoustic ep.
Soon, babe.
We’re playing one of the dates of Pouzza fest in Montreal, and we’ll probably play a few more shows around Canada that week. I think it’s like May 17-19.
Both are awful. YOU’RE A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR WATCHING THOSE VIDEOS.
Absolutely not. Go team!
Your house.
You’re gonna get sick of us!
I’m glad that you’re also excited for the tour. I can’t wait to play for you in a whales vagina!