REAL FRIENDS

I’m currently still in bed at noon and have no intention of getting up anytime soon. That’s what I do most of the time.

Admission to the show is included!

There’s a time in all of our lives where we feel alone, helpless, hopeless. It’s times like this when we need to take a step back. Take a step back and slap your penis against your fathers stomach.

The main thing is to have a cool car and a crave case from white castle

Hey Mom, fuck u let’s party n drink cold beers all damn day (now punch your mom)

Flush a toilet and watch the water go down counter clockwise

“Singing is dumb I just wanna play the Nintendo games” -d lambton, 2014

Yes 100% absolutely

Eric, our merch guy and I are in the city at least 3 times a week, usually eating at Pick Me Up Cafe or Angela’s Burrito Style. 

January 8th.  Buy me things.

I started working in the kitchen at Palos Hospital in Palos Heights, IL when I was 16 and worked there until March of this year. Now I’m a bum.

My mom makes loaded baked potato soup that sends me into a food coma.  Aside from that, broccoli cheddar from Panera, of course.

Start a band and complain about your feelings.  It’s the best.

We’ve heard the EP.  It’s SO good.  We’re gonna try to play with them at some point before the year ends.

All of the shows on the tour are all ages!

I’ve been listening to Sempiternal by Bring Me The Horizon because I’m 15 years old and shop at Hot Topic.  Seriously, I bought a BMTH shirt a few days ago.

You can buy ETDYH at realfriendsmerch.com

Dane Lambder quotes Steve Brule 23 hours a day.

Janice

Subway sandwiches taste like they came from a moldy dumpster. Next to my mom, Jimmy Johns makes the best sandwiches.

I usually just get plain cheese pizza because I’m plain and boring.

We’ll play whatever is thrown at us. 

We’re all from the south suburbs.  Crestwood, Homewood, Evergreen Park and Lisle.  Sheltered suburban boiz.

This is Dave

Go in your closet, grab a hoodie, and rip the hood off. Boom!

We are signed to psychopathic records whoop WHOOP

I give you permission to punch Dave in the face. Unless it was Eric. In that case hands off